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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>Owl Farm</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @cracktology)</generator><link>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Dog bones</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e599b27b62bc0307788985b97cc833b3/tumblr_ml7kjjm1951qa4vnco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cd3679935b424918d1b085a642bfc37c/tumblr_ml7kjjm1951qa4vnco2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dog bones&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/47886172650</link><guid>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/47886172650</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Apr 2013 12:23:43 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Testing Photoset App</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyzdqYurL1qa4vnco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyzdqYurL1qa4vnco2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyzdqYurL1qa4vnco3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Testing Photoset App&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/33694032783</link><guid>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/33694032783</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2012 22:03:24 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>
 Cartier watches
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m98meuwCc71rn7kwco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt; Cartier watches&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/30087560950</link><guid>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/30087560950</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2012 22:34:57 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>watchanish:

pelicanfossa:

For some the wait is nearly over!...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6jn0k31FI1r85nkxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://watchanish.tumblr.com/post/27198297996/pelicanfossa-for-some-the-wait-is-nearly-over"&gt;watchanish&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pelicanfossa.com/post/26355390246/for-some-the-wait-is-nearly-over-taken-with"&gt;pelicanfossa&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For some the wait is nearly over! (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagram.com"&gt;Instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
Schofield Signalman’s&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/27396282878</link><guid>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/27396282878</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 00:47:32 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>coketalk:

Some of you may be catching wind of a story about...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5mwlaUlib1qzeu42o1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.thecoquette.net/post/25129645969" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;coketalk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Some of you may be catching wind of &lt;a href="http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/06/michigan-state-representative-silenced-by-gop-for-saying-vagina.php"&gt;a story&lt;/a&gt; about some state level Michigan Republicans huffing and puffing because a female representative said the word “vagina” on the floor of the House.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ignore this story. It is a sideshow.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Instead, please turn your attention to &lt;a href="http://www.gophouse.com/welcome.asp?District=103"&gt;this guy&lt;/a&gt;. His name is Bruce Rendon, and he is a state representative from a tiny little backwater town in northwest bumble-fuck Michigan with a population of less than 1000.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bruce Rendon is not an evil man, just a simple one. He has an associates degree in how to draw a straight line. He’s in the construction business just like his daddy used to be, and his idea of a god-fearing good time is judging dairy cows at county fairs. That’s fine. The world needs men who pin prize ribbons on cattle, but those men should not be given the power to legislate the complexities of biomedical ethics. That’s how wars on women get started.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You see, this pointy-headed numnard recently introduced &lt;a href="http://thinkprogress.org/health/2012/06/13/498186/michigan-anti-abortion-bill-passes-house/"&gt;House Bill 5711&lt;/a&gt;, a ham-fisted piece of legislation that’s being called the nation’s most restrictive anti-abortion bill. All the ridiculousness on the floor of the Michigan House is a direct result of this ignorant piece of draconian drivel.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s unsophisticated men like Bruce Rendon who in their righteousness are fucking things up for the rest of us, and though he may not be an evil man, that doesn’t make him any less an enemy, and I personally believe it’s always a good thing to know your enemy’s name.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Go fuck yourself, Bruce Rendon.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/25414209735</link><guid>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/25414209735</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2012 21:13:42 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Not sure if you saw my post... Yes! My watch parts supplier is alive and I am placing orders this Monday. If you want on board, just send me an email to octopiww@gmail thanks!!! -Jay</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Hey&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Tried your gmail but it bounced. Can you point me to a post about the watches you are building? I saw a picture of a diver right? I would like to order…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/23229591244</link><guid>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/23229591244</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 07:43:18 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>watchanish:


This is what £120,000 looks like…£60k in cash and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lru42iatLi1r3pv4qo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lru42iatLi1r3pv4qo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lru42iatLi1r3pv4qo5_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://watchanish.tumblr.com/post/10448371167/this-is-what-120-000-looks-like-60k-in-cash-and"&gt;watchanish&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is what £120,000 looks like…£60k in cash and £60k worth of Rolex MilSub (Military issue Submariner)…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This was a sale that took place last year. The owner of the Sub thought the watch was worth around £1k, and listed it for sale on eBay. The watch came to the attention of a very serious vintage Rolex collector, Mike Woods.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mike drove to see the watch in person to authenticate it and purchase it for himself initially, but upon meeting the seller changed his mind. Not about the watch, which was an absolutely genuine untouched military issued Rolex, but about purchasing it himself. Instead, he took pictures and said he would help the seller get the most money he could for it. The reason for this is that the watch being sold belonged to the gentleman’s father, who was very ill. It was hoped that the money from the sale of the watch would go towards his medical bills and upkeep.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mike posted the pictures up on various Rolex collectors boards worldwide, and leant his reputation to the fact that it was a genuine MilSub.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The auction caught fire on eBay, and the watch sold for a price of £60,000.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The buyer flew in from overseas and met both Mike and the seller in person, paid in crispy 50 pound notes and flew back home. Mike was offered a commission for the sale, but politely turned it down.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sometimes it’s nice to write about something genuinely good for a change…*checks bank balance and cries*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/22951719256</link><guid>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/22951719256</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 21:41:36 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>getofftheinternerd:

FanCy
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0bxysO25a1qmxtwco1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://getofftheinternerd.tumblr.com/post/18708809409/fancy"&gt;getofftheinternerd&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;FanCy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/19243505519</link><guid>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/19243505519</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 11:31:59 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>datavis:

Estimating Project Time</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpd206wA7U1qa6ke2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://datavis.tumblr.com/post/8574123313" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;datavis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a&gt;Estimating Project Time&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/8575248372</link><guid>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/8575248372</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 16:18:08 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>coketalk:

My love for this man knows no bounds.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llj8p05Zrt1qzeu42o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/5690536727"&gt;coketalk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;My love for this man knows no bounds.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/7331671945</link><guid>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/7331671945</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 21:45:16 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Coke Talk of the Day</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://coketalk.tumblr.com/post/6358308698"&gt;coketalk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s one of those conference room days.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lots of buzzwords and stale coffee. Some eager beaver will volunteer to take minutes and then send around an action item memo. The term “synergy” will be used without irony, and no fewer than three people will ask if I want Quiznos for lunch.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The good news is I’ve got a half bar of xanax coursing through my veins, and I’m not wearing any underwear.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wheee!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/7331583343</link><guid>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/7331583343</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 21:42:26 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>underclown:

I am fucking JAMES BOND!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnbalkcqHj1qzweflo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://underclown.tumblr.com/post/6876745820"&gt;underclown&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am fucking JAMES BOND!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/6878328532</link><guid>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/6878328532</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2011 14:25:25 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Hunter S. Thompson, John...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lje9ys7GCg1qearaqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://awesomepeoplehangingouttogether.tumblr.com/post/4470109724"&gt;awesomepeoplehangingouttogether&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hunter S. Thompson, John Cusack and Johnny Depp riding around with a blow-up doll.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/6260016061</link><guid>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/6260016061</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2011 14:12:55 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>fromme-toyou:

The Neverending Commute
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lif1h7jbZp1qzcq51o1_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fromme-toyou.tumblr.com/post/4004675036"&gt;fromme-toyou&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Neverending Commute&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/5016694913</link><guid>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/5016694913</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 11:19:31 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Klansman Trump</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.baratunde.com/blog/2011/4/27/with-president-obamas-birth-certificate-klansman-trump-remin.html"&gt;Klansman Trump&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/5012560400</link><guid>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/5012560400</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 07:33:38 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"I don’t want to nitpick, but wouldn’t the ‘bombshell’ have been him NOT being from America? Isn’t..."</title><description>“I don’t want to nitpick, but wouldn’t the ‘bombshell’ have been him NOT being from America? Isn’t this one, more of a NON-shell?”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Jon Stewart on the “bombshell” news of Obama’s long-form birth certificate  (via &lt;a href="http://kateoplis.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;kateoplis&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/5012517305</link><guid>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/5012517305</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 07:30:48 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>soupsoup:

Starbucks offering mobile payments...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf93a8ZYIt1qz6z0no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/post/2821439512/starbucks-offering-mobile-payments-nationwide" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;soupsoup&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;h1&gt;&lt;a href="http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/01/18/now-at-starbucks-buy-a-latte-by-waving-your-phone/"&gt;Starbucks offering mobile payments nationwide&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Futurists have &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/16/technology/start-ups/16wallet.html"&gt;long predicted&lt;/a&gt; that one day, shoppers will swipe cellphones instead of credit cards to make purchases. At &lt;a title="More information about Starbucks Corp" href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/news/business/companies/starbucks_corporation/index.html?inline=nyt-org"&gt;Starbucks&lt;/a&gt; stores nationwide, that is about to become a reality.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/2824735683</link><guid>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/2824735683</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jan 2011 01:46:18 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>tomsthings:

“Breakfast is the only meal of the day that I tend...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf71w6o6jI1qbrh9go1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tomsthings.tumblr.com/post/2803445250/breakfast-is-the-only-meal-of-the-day-that-i-tend"&gt;tomsthings&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;“Breakfast is the only meal of the day that I tend to view with the same kind of traditionalized reverence that most people associate with Lunch and Dinner. I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty-four hours, and mine is breakfast. In Hong Kong, Dallas or at home — and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed — breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chiles, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert… Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours and at least one source of good music… All of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked.” &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hunter S. Thompson&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/2824723931</link><guid>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/2824723931</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jan 2011 01:44:12 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Things Real People Don't Say About Advertising.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/post/2780241775/things-real-people-dont-say-about-advertising"&gt;soupsoup&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tpdsaa.tumblr.com/post/2724755436/submitted-by-tomheg"&gt;tpdsaa&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="333" width="500" src="http://i.imgur.com/54bnE.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
Submitted by @tomheg&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Love this new Tumblr&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/2783214937</link><guid>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/2783214937</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jan 2011 13:51:01 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"What are the differences between Mark Zuckerberg and me? I give private information on corporations..."</title><description>“What are the differences between Mark Zuckerberg and me? I give private information on corporations to you for free, and I’m a villain. Zuckerberg gives your private information to corporations for money and he’s Man of the Year.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.salon.com/entertainment/tv/saturday_night_live/index.html?story=/ent/2010/12/19/snl_assange"&gt;Julian Assange on SNL&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://kateoplis.tumblr.com/"&gt;kateoplis&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/2595178810</link><guid>http://cracktology.tumblr.com/post/2595178810</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2011 05:03:16 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
